Thursday, March 24, 2011

Top 10 Gun Safety Tips

10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at a hippy or a communist.

9. Dumb children may get a hold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.

8. No matter how responsible he seem, never give your gun to a monkey.

7.  If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before heading to the range.

6. When unholstering your weapon, it's customary to say "Excuse me while i whip this out."

5. Don't load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are just feeling generally angry.

4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it. Have someone else to do that for you.

3. Never use your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish.

2. No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run around yelling
 "I have a gun! I have a gun!"

1. And the most important rule of gun safety : Don't piss me off

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Funny Tips for MEN

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that
 “she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED”.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
a) Tele-Phone
b) Tele-Vision
c) Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend  says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life

Tips Penjagaan anak (FUNNY VERSION)

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